In addition to the deadly gamma rays, there’s another reason to avoid those icky tanning salons. It seems that the owners of these businesses like to secretly videotape patrons as they disrobe and enter those glowing pods. The latest creep to get nailed for such cinema verite is Mark Huffman, the 43-year-old owner of Maximum Exposure, an aptly named Reading, Ohio tanning joint. Huffman, pictured in the above mug shot from the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office, was nabbed earlier this week when a male customer noticed what appeared to be a camera hidden in a wall fan, according to the below Reading Police Department report. When cops arrived, they found evidence of Huffman’s clandestine taping operation, as well as pot plants and kiddie ****.
I will never understand the whole tanning salon thing. I mean, I have a good tan all the time, but that comes from spending a lot of time outdoors. I guess I’d rather go out hiking instead of napping in a human rotisserie oven.
Ethan, your posts crack me up! Honestly, since that ‘Nerd Grooming’ thread you posted I have a picture of you in my head as some arm shaving, eyebrow plucking, hairstyling, moisturising, makeup wearing, spend an hour in front of the mirror GQ kinda guy. lol. (this probably all isn’t true)
You remind me of a friend of mine who I asked to help me cut firewood one time and he shows up looking like we’re headed out to the club. Here I am in my work boots and coveralls ready to drive tractors, use chainsaws, and get dirty in the process and he’s wearing dress shoes, a nice white sweater and brand new jeans. About an hour into the day he’s pissed off because he got dirt on his new jeans. Meanwhile I’m shaking my head and wondering why the hell he got all dressed up for cuttin’ wood.
To this day he swears he’s never worked as hard as he did that day, but the reality of it was that we mostly drank beer and had a really sad looking pile of wood at the end of the day. lol
Btw I didn’t write to try to demean Ethan in anyway I was simply expressing my thoughts on how different our lifestyles can be.
Cheers
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It seems that the owners of these businesses like to secretly videotape patrons as they disrobe and enter those glowing pods. The latest creep to get nailed for such cinema verite is Mark Huffman, the 43-year-old owner of Maximum Exposure, an aptly named Reading, Ohio tanning joint. Huffman, pictured in the above mug shot from the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office, was nabbed earlier this week when a male customer noticed what appeared to be a camera hidden in a wall fan, according to the below Reading Police Department report. When cops arrived, they found evidence of Huffman’s clandestine taping operation, as well as pot plants and kiddie ****.
