My coworker recently told me his moms house had a clog at the main drain pipe underground. He said a guy came out, had to dig a hole and ran a long snake with a drill down to the street.
When pulling it out, he kept spinning it, spitting all over his legs just continuing on with his conversation.
I asked what he did with the suit after. And he replied, suit? No he just had jeans on, got in his truck and drove away.
...wait what are we talking about again? Sometimes i think kirupa should just ban me. Unfortunately we have entered the dimension where i had tell that terrible story.
Random fact #2, that same guy ordered an aligator in an unmarked box in the mail