I found this and thought it was hillarious 
[COLOR=Black]Top 10 things you didn’t know about death
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When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go – the first is usually sight, followed by taste, smell and touch
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A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it has been decapitated
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100 people choke to death on pens each year. One is more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a spider
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Alexander’s funeral would have cost $600 million today. A road from Egypt to Babylon was built to carry his body
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When inventor Thomas Edison died in 1931, his friend Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle
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Over 2500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products made for right-handed people
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It takes longer than ever before a body to decompose due to preservatives in the food that we eat these days
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An eternal flame lamp at the tomb of a Buddhist priest in Nara, Japan has kept burning for 1,130 years
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Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry is the first person to have his ashes put aboard a rocket and ‘buried’ in space
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Japanese factory worker Kenji Urada became the first know fatality caused by a robot in July, 1981, in a car plant.[/COLOR]