I hate you, I hate him, I hate her, I hate that, I hate this, I hate everything. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
:bad: :bad: :bad: :bad: :bad:
.:: sigh ::.
ok I feel better, ■■■■ some clients huh? When I get the next pay check I’ll feel better I’m sure 
Plus its the holidays, aren’t they fun??? <:} :sigh:
I’m sure some of you know how I feel.
Peace
Vent away.
I feel like doing that most times I meet with the woman in charge of the corporate Intranet… Or most middle management…
boy… just most… I pretty much want to hack up all management here with an axe and stick em in the dumpster out back. 
Ryall… take out a big stick and beat a rock… it helps I assure you. (imaginging someone’s head under your blows doesn’t hurt either.)
It’s the middle managers that get me - ones who don’t really do anything and are incapable of making a decision other than which office toys to have on their desk.
Actually, I tell a lie. Top managers and directors p1ss me off too. They way they break their PC then demand for it to be fixed <i>immediately</i> when every other employee has to wait their turn…
Now I’m venting, do excuse me.
I need a big stick…
close approximation to a real tech phone call received by Outpost.com
“I need some help. My automatic drink holder is broken. Can you tell me if it’s under waranty?”
“Your what?”
“My automatic drink holder. The one that comes out of the front of my pc.”
(tech proceeds to drill hole in forehead with a dewalt in order to avoid any further the ramblings of the insatiably stupid.)
Some I heard:
User: “I was writing a document on Word, and my computer has locked up.”
Support: “Well, let’s see. Can you close the Window?”
User: “Hang on… No, that didn’t help…”
User has tried to close physical window in the building
User: “Hello? Is that the Helpdesk? My foot pedal won’t work.”
Helpdesk: “Sorry? Footpedal?”
User: “Yes… The one that’s on a long lead from the back of my computer.”
User has been attempting to brake with the mouse
roflmao
OMFG! A foot pedal! That’s a new one for me !
When I was working a helpdesk for a technical school, I once got a call from the automotive shop that they had been loosing sensitive work log data on thier floppies.
I went down to investigate and to my horror when I asked where the diskettes were the dumb bastard had huge magnets holding thier floppies to thier file cabinets.
I honestly almosed wet my pants.
hahahahaha - that’s soooo funny! I had the same problem at my school. The IDIOT computer teacher couldnt figure out why the floppies were always going currupt or missing information.
I then happend to notice that in the desk drawer where he kept them - there was a HUGE magnent! What an idiot. We all laughed 
good ones people!! I feel a lot better now, I guess I should call them then - when Im feeling good so I dont bite their heads off.
David… I really like the stick idea, and I know just the rock…:bad:
Ahhhhh another beautiful day :sigh:
Peace
i put all my important notes on my case held up by magnets…is there sumtning wrong with this?
[SIZE=1]i am joking[/SIZE]
yay I found a venting thread… deep breath
I HATE GOLIVE!!!
ah much better.
Dippy - You too? I put them on my TV screen to remember which shows to watch, too.
Sen - what’s … golive…
dont seem TO bad…
goLive SUCKS!!!
I was forced to use that in school… it drove me nuts! I ended up doing all my coding in Notepad instead.
i have to vent. this idiot, in plain english, told me he hopes i get SARS. ARGH. mean people stink. he didnt even have a good REASON to say sucha cruel thing. he’s jsut mad cuz i made him sign a contract that he wouldn’t harass me anymore unless he was willing to deal with the legal reprocussions, cuz he had been harassing me and threatening me and stuff.
why are people like this??? why can’t we all just LOVE ONEANOTHER? kirupa should be a model for a utopian society. i mean, ppl get mean here once in a while, but then they just get censored. hehe.
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