why not, they gave Jessica Lynch one…
Rev
I HATE getting pooped on by pigeons! It’s so nasty! You’re walking down the street, then a bird takes a crap on you, and your day just sucks after that!
You have to make a choice, do I walk around with sh*t on my shoulder until I can get it off (THANK GOD IT’S NOT YOUR HEAD!), or do I walk home and change real quick.
Yeah dang poopin pidgeons.
I think we should create a charity fund to raise enough money to hire lots of commercial pilots to take plane loads of human poop up higher into the air then pidgeons fly. Then they let all the poop out of the planes… How do you like us now pidgeons?? huh?? you want some more??
A fine idea indeed Ethan! … just remind me to stay inside until the next rainfall when we do that!
*Originally posted by BadMagick *
**I HATE getting pooped on by pigeons! It’s so nasty! You’re walking down the street, then a bird takes a crap on you, and your day just sucks after that!
You have to make a choice, do I walk around with sh*t on my shoulder until I can get it off (THANK GOD IT’S NOT YOUR HEAD!), or do I walk home and change real quick. **
actually… your head is better - you can wash it off easily - have you got any idea how much it costs to dry clean a suit? :sigh:
mine:
“um… you know the drill.”
*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
**have you got any idea how much it costs to dry clean a suit? :sigh: **
OxyClean, baby!
I dunno though man … I know you could wash it off easy, but, that’s just plain NASTY! I have big time issues with animals and their feces.
Speaking of which, did you know beavers have to eat their own poop?! I dunno if you’ve tried it, but eating wood is a hard thing to do, and their bodies can’t digest the wood into the nutrients it needs until AFTER the digestive tract. The breakdown happens in the excretory system, then after that they chow down on their droppings - sick!
*Somehow they can tell which poop is edible. Can’t eat the same poop twice!
rabbits eat their poop too - because their digestive system isnt good enough to get all the nutrients first time… apparently 
*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
rabbits eat their poop too
See, I didn’t know that because I’ve never seen a Discovery Channel documentary on the life of a rabbit. An interesting life that must be … What’s up doc?
