PHIL! I LOVE YOU!
I see the tranq’s have worn off…
<b>ANNOUNCEMENT</b>
the above fraudulent post is not, repeat, not from Phil. It is from a Phil impersonator.
Phil is, however, not chopped into pieces, under the floorboards, under my washing machine.
Rev
recipe for disolving unwanted pieces of fleshy meat:
put substances to be disolved into well packed earthen container
sprinkle liberally with unslaked lime, the more the better [yum]
add one layer of sandy material of your choosing
cover with extracted earthen product (previously dug to create container)
garnish top with your favorite flowery shrubs
within hours you’ll have the best fertilizer for your garnish ever !
enjoy
YAY!
Guess who’s back, back again! Phil is back, tell a friend!
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ok ok phil dont panic, i called the cops, they are next to me tracing the IP. they say dont panic, stay calm, and dont make him angry, he has a record of hostage situations with ppl named Phil, he seems to have a strange obsession with them. just stay clam…the feds are coming.
Rev
hey, phil welcome back!
[SIZE=4]WELCOME BACK PHIL YOU LOVABLE DICTATOR!!![/SIZE]
[FONT=century gothic]You Bastard! Where the hell have you been!![/FONT]
Arghh get your a$s in the orderd forum, we need you!
Phil you won’t die if you go somewhere besides this thread and the private messaging system.
ok rev ok rev ok! met me at MM studios, dont mind teh men that have SWAT jackets on…
while mike is setting up this huge hostage recovery plan, phil is in the confor of his own home playing on the world map.
little do you know. we have tips! so rev is it on? btw i am outside your appartment, open up 'fore i have to knock!
rev…we are in the house…where in the basement are you?
little does phil know, Im trapped in rev’s bacement as well
AHHH
i scare the the socks off of phil
lets get out of here
As we make our way to the window, we hear a sudden BANG
PHIL!! you tripped the trip wire.
All of a sudden, the lights dim, bars go over the windows. And then an electric chair falls from the celing, with a couple of other regulars to kirupa forum
S.O.S
phil thats it, rev is gone, he is in alkatraz. but…good news is…i saved a ton of money on my car insurance!
LOL!!!
phil, while we are here. what do you think about taking over anarctica as a WTO base? let me know when i wake up. you wont mind one more night?
No one was playing since we couldn’t even keep small islands without you. You’re a mod, just re-sticky it.
All was well in your absence sir.
