ok, so here is the age old question WHY did the chicken cross the road, and someone went through the trouble to ask many people why they thought the chicken crossed the road, here are the responses:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ACCORDING TO:
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these
two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way, designed to bring greater services to the American people.
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
RALPH NADER
The chicken’s habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. Sadly, the chicken did
not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed to death by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
Why did the chicken cross the road? To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American, that’s why!
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, but I’ll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I’ll bet
someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with “crossing-the-road syndrome.” How much more
of this can real Americans take?! Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I’m
talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer’s market to sell my eggs
when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious?! Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
going to the “other side.” That’s what they call it, people – the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat
that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly-harmless phrases like, “the other side.”
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I’ve not
been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world, a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough for us.
OPRAH WINFREY
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting but went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens, crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
RONALD REAGAN
Hunh, what chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
JOHNNY COCHRAN
Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit that chicken tonite!
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed
the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
What, I missed one?
(low blow i know, dam Phil’s influence)
. really and the people wouldve never seen the chicken, stupid chicken… Why you ask? he was drunk, hiccup :chinaman: