Windows 98 Source Code

1

…should compile on most compilers (except those under Windows):

/* Source Code to Windows 98 -- Enjoy! */ 

#include "win31.h" 
#include "win95.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
#define INSTALL = HARD 

char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; 
void main() 
{ 
while(!CRASHED) 
{ 
display_copyright_message(); 
display_bill_rules_message(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
if (first_time_installation) 
{ 
make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
hang_system(); 
} 

write_something(anything); 
display_copyright_message(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
do_some_stuff(); 

if (still_not_crashed) 
{ 
display_copyright_message(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
do_nothing_loop(); 
} 
} 

if (detect_cache()) 
disable_cache(); 

if (fast_cpu()) 
{ 
set_wait_states(lots); 
set_mouse(speed, very_slow); 
set_mouse(action, jumpy); 
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); 
} 

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ 
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ 
printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); 
if (system_ok()) 
crash(to_dos_prompt) 
else 
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); 

while(something) 
{ 
sleep(5); 
get_user_input(); 
sleep(5); 
act_on_user_input(); 
sleep(5); 
} 
create_general_protection_fault(); 
}
2

ahem


if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);

That wouldn’t be a forgotten semicolon, would it?
:stuck_out_tongue:

3

:smiley: LMAO :smiley:

Since noone else has made comments and 15 people have seen this I guess they did what I did.

Saw a page of code and ignored it.

It was only after going back and actually looking at the code did I get the joke…

[AS]while (sytem_running()){
if (x == random(1,100)){
crash_to_blue_screen;
}
}
[/AS]

4

*Originally posted by njs12345 *
**ahem


if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);

That wouldn’t be a forgotten semicolon, would it?
:stuck_out_tongue: **
no that’s actually right, in c/c++ at least.

5 

   {
                        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                        do_nothing_loop();
                        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                        hang_system();
                }

sooooooo true…

6

*Originally posted by koorb *
**Reported M$DOS error (dont know if this is for real, many ppl make joke errors)

“No keyboard detected, press F8 to continue” **
actually, some BIOSes do say that, not actually DOS.

7

lol That a genieuss piece of code.

8

this is how windows would look like in java

import microsoft.trouble.*;

public class win98 {
public static void main (String args) {

for (int i = 0, i <= 0, i=i;) {
break;
}
}
}

would be the simplest code i think ^^