In a vain attempt to maintain your title as Journalist of the Month, you’ve spent the past 4 weeks living in the gutters among drug-dealers and misfits collecting information on what you consider to be the biggest story of the year - and possibly the story which will expose a much sought-after dealer whose arrest could mean saving the lives of hundreds of children.
Timing was tight near the end there, but you managed to get the article out in enough time to make the presses. A sigh of relief falls over you as you begin your decent down the building’s main stairway on your way to the soft, warm, welcoming bed that awaits at home, when suddenly a ferocious fear engulfs your every wandering thought. YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE AN ILLUSTRATION! Without it, the format of your story is completely ruined and with that, most likely your job as well! You MUST create an illustration for your article and get it out before time is up… however you ONLY HAVE 40 SECONDS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S GOOD IN THIS WORLD, DRAW!
Here is your article… Crack Dealer Article
Create an appropriate illustration or face the dismal fate that awaits.
Same as before, but 40 seconds after your first tool touches the canvas…
Awesome. I’m mimicking everything on 2advanced.com, so I’ll only need you, for, oh… a year. Awesome!
No, but really, I’m a total newb at Flash, even though I’ve done a bunch of crap with it. Never touched action script. So I’m half screwed already. Heheh. Heh. cries
“Aislin is also accused of stealing more than 500 credit card numbers through his hacking activities, which he used to buy $6,000 in condoms, dildos, liquid latex, and one rubber sheep.”
LOL!
“Aislin Was quoted as saying, “I am a l33t hax0r! Phear me!” <i><b>over and over</b></i> again.”
USA, (WASARRESTED) – A man who police say boasted about his criminal exploits and dared them to catch him was captured today, hiding in his mother’s home.
Tim Godin, Aka Aislin is suspected of selling crack cocaine to elementary school kids, sometimes while dressed in drag.
Aislin, who authorities say is a sick and demented criminal, surprised police by mailing them a videotape of himself and a long-written confession, with his photo at the bottom of each page.
In the videotape, Aislin taunted police by saying, “Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua`a”, (a fish that makes strange grunting noises when taken out of the water.)
Police spokesman, Lt. Jim Bob, said that was the last straw. First he sells crack cocaine to elementary school kids, now he’s making fun of us with a weird grunting pig-fish.
He said Aislin was captured at 3:00pm in his mother’s home.
- I thought :-\
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