40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work (ADD MORE)

  1. Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
  2. Think and surprise us all.
  3. Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
  4. There are no stupid questions, only a lot of inquisitive idiots.
  5. You can’t fix stupidity.
  6. Earth is full. Go home.

[FONT=Arial]58. Meanwhile, i’ll be on planet earth if you need me. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]59. I’d insult you, but you’re not bright enough to notice.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]60. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]61. You’re so far up the MD’s bum, you can see the soles of Satan’s feet[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]62. Until you turned up, I thought the X-Files were merely fiction[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]63. If the next face lift pulls her skin any tighter, she’ll have a beard to worry about too[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]64. I thought the Nazi Party had been defeated[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]65. Compared to you, Ronald McDonald is a rocket scientist[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]66. Try swapping your suit for a pair of floppy clown shoes and a fresh pair of hoopla pants, you’ll feel more at home[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]67. You have the mind of a two year old, and I’m betting he thought it was a fair swap[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]68. You’re living proof that condoms don’t work[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]69. Does your father have webbed toes too?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]70. How about we run a flag pole up you and see who salutes it[/FONT]