“I wonder if it’s illegal to eat road kill?”
“I wonder if this would look good on my wall”
“Where is A-1 Steak Sause when you need it”
“Sir, do you know its illegal to drive without a windshield?”
“Can’t you see the sign? It says “No Parking!”, I’m gonna have to give you a ticket”
"Hey Tommy?
What <i>is</i> the current street price of powdered deer antler?"
Rev:elderly:
“LISTEN! I am not going to tell you again, get the BUCK out of the car and put your hoofs where I can see them!”
The children of today must learn that making love while driving a car is not a good combination.
“…Never thought I’d have to give Rudolf a breathalizer…”
“Officer, i was driving along and a Friggin’ Human jumped into the road and it hit him!! Medic?!”
Monty Python fans will understand…
“Come back and I shall taunt you a second time!”
“Run AWAY!!!”
“Uhh, do I have to give mouth-2-mouth here!?”
Yah, I am gonna have to go with SureShot’s too - he’s a clever guy that one… 
to be honest I have tried to come up with another but I cannot top that one. The other that I really like is “…Never thought I’d have to give Rudolf a breathalizer…” by Jubba!
“tisk, tisk… That’s what you get for rollerskating on the freeway…”
heehee…
‘So who’s gonna be the one to tell Nick about this?’
ps-let me know if you get it…
LMAO…!
I get it Jubsy! :P:P
SO much the winner!
ShureShot’s!
I was just making sure, my roommate and his girlfriend didn’t get it at first, and they are pretty intelligent people, so I was worried that no one would understand…
j u s t b e c a u s e w e s m a r t n o t d o n o t m e a n w e a r e n o t s m a r t n o t .
" so let me get this strait? you where about to hump the deer when what happened?"
Lame I know but I’m tired:(