Narrow Monolith Games are on the lookout for Super Human AS3 Programmers and Animators to help develop a British 2D Physics based adventure! Yes!
The project (which, for the purposes of this post, we shall code name ‘Nipple’) is currently in the pre-production stage. I have composed the Soundtrack myself, as well as all artwork assets. But what use are pretty visuals, without the aid of spectacular Programmers and next gen Van Gogh’s?
This has the potential to mirror World of Goo’s popularity if executed in the intended manner.
Previous Flash efforts such as Machinarium, Meat Boy and Gish have also generated huge amounts of buzz via the publicity machine, so something special is very possible.
I acknowledge that ‘Nipple’ will take some time, especially with what will undoubtedly become an international team. But no rush, eh? And eventually, it will be blimmin’ tasty to simply kick back, relax and enjoy our hard earned and greasy profits!
The story and cut scenes are brimming with that classic hint of British humour and sarcasm that make us loved (and probably hated) across the world. And to be frank, if the plot doesn’t win a BAFTA or, at the very least, a Booker, than I shall castrate myself personally.
Guaranteed.
So, let’s make a game that will have every punter from the block line up to slam down some green paper, simply by playing the demo.
Programmers. Is this you?
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Can you implement/code Physics (and maybe even soft bodies) into our game world, that react as if Einstein himself was beating out lines on a keyboard?
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Can you work with our Animators to create a stunning, yet functional player GUI?
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Can you tell our lead character to collide and react to his surroundings?
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Summon forth your proudest and most ***-kicking examples and rub them into our crusty eyes. Make us wet with anticipation and jealousy!
Animators. Is this thy?
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Can you take our glorious art assets and make them spring to life?
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Can you work with our Programmers to zoom the camera in when an in-game cut scene is taking place?
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The word of the day is FLUID. ‘Nipple’ runs at 30fps. Can you animate our NPC’s and our lead protagonist and bring these suckers to life? Maybe even throw in a few idle animations or two?
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Bring forth your most proud achievements and show them to us! Make us want you. Twice.
Should you experience a tingling at the bottom of your spine or within the depths of your brain boxes, please feel free to PM me with links to your awesome portfolios or demo files.
Once we have our team assembled, we’ll all come together so that I can reveal more information and demo some assets and the full design document.
It’s always good to take on board ideas too. A creative team, is a GREAT team after all.
I think for now, this brief will suffice. Let our future team suck the tasty milk from our ‘Nipple’!
Kind regards (and some sort of angry rash),
Mr.Knoxxville
