My own version of a school’s automated phone service – all taken from personal experience. =0)
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To complain about how your child’s detentions cut into babysitting – Press 1
To complain about the pop machines being empty – Press 2
To complain about the principal wearing white socks – Press 3
To complain about why the coach called a pass play on 2nd down – Press 4
To defend your child’s habit of chewing tobacco in PE class – Press 5
To complain about the superintendent wearing a shirt from Montana – Press 6
To complain about this year’s upcoming Prom – Press 7
To complain about the shade of white chosen to paint the restrooms – Press 8
To justify your child’s mooning a vehicle on the Interstate – press 9
To squeal about the custodial staff taking too many breaks – press 0
[I’m only getting started. LOL!]
Yeah, and grumpy all the time too! 
