*Originally posted by telekinesis *
**I eat the babies. **
eating babies is fun! They taste like chicken!
Haha, lava
Do they go good with tabasco?
I like mine BBQed.
This requires a few dead baby jokes to be told:
Whats the difference between 50 dead babys and a Cadilac Eldorado?
I don’t have a cadilac eldorado in my basement
all i know, is between kids, teens, babies, and generally all
people, I bought my big screen tv to avoid theaters. The only
time I’ll go, is a weekday matinee. $5 and usually I’m 1 of 10
people. I saw Saving Private Ryan with 3 old-guy couples who
had obviously participated in WWII together. It was great, and
like I said the only way I’ll go now.
i didn’t read every post, but I wanted to let you all know that
there’s some theaters experimenting with ‘daycare’ style mats
and flooring at the bottom of the seats for toddlers and babies to
crawl around on. interesting idea, no? :sure:
I have a 4 mo and a 3yo. NO WAY IN H-E-L-L would I bring the
4mo to any theater, and my 3yo has never been either. I know
she’s too young, and it would be a dissaster. Not only for her,
and me, but for all the people wanting to watch the movie. I wish
it was more like that, instead of people thinking it’s an extension
of their living room.
I HATE when babies cry and scream in the movies. I’m with the Rev … I’d rather buy or rent a DVD, have a group of friends over, kick back a brew or too and just have fun.
When I get older and hopefully handle my money properly, I’m going to turn one room of my house into a movie theater (or theatre, however you spell it). A totally black room with stadium seating, and a few rows of 2 movie theater style seats on each side of the aisle. With a white wall acting as the digital projector screen, and a theater-like speaker system, it’ll be like being at the movies, without the gummy floors, and screaming babies!
That way it’s both fun and romantic at the same time. It’s large enough to have a bunch of friends over, and small enough that no one is ever really that far away. My wife and I could sit down for a nice evening, and when the kiddies come, they can have friends over all the time. I think it’s a great idea.
When babys cry anywhere they piss me off. Especially if I am trying to listen to something or pay attention. When that happens I feel like brutally immolating them.
428 psychos read this thread and ate a baby in the movies.
*Originally posted by BadMagick *
**When I get older and hopefully handle my money properly, I’m going to turn one room of my house into a movie theater (or theatre, however you spell it). A totally black room with stadium seating, and a few rows of 2 movie theater style seats on each side of the aisle. With a white wall acting as the digital projector screen, and a theater-like speaker system, it’ll be like being at the movies, without the gummy floors, and screaming babies!
That way it’s both fun and romantic at the same time. It’s large enough to have a bunch of friends over, and small enough that no one is ever really that far away. My wife and I could sit down for a nice evening, and when the kiddies come, they can have friends over all the time. I think it’s a great idea. **
A buddy of mine is actually doing a website for a guy who has a company doing this exact thing. He has some crazy pictures that I will grab from him and post.
I totally agree that this would rock to have in your house and would love to have something similar… maybe not theatre seats exactly but something close, I would like to be as comfortable as possible - maybe a couple lazy-boyz or something 
SureShot,
That would be super cool if you could get some pictures on here. I’d like to see that.
I know movie seats might not be the most comfortable, but it’s the most authentic. I mean, isn’t it everybody’s fantasy to do a bit more than make out in the movie theater? You can do all the kinky stuff with the feel of the movies, but still be in your own home … err … come to think of it … maybe the kids won’t be able to have friends over all the time :-\
that was my point…
why can’t movie theaters have lounge seating (booths, couches, comfy armchairs), and serve alcohol, and bar food (hot wings, fries, potato skins, etc) while you watch the movie…
I might even pay to go see a movie, and not complain about the noise, if the theater was more like a comfy bar…
but nooooooooooo, we have to sit in rows, and absolutely NO ALCOHOL.
Rev
*Originally posted by BadMagick *
**I mean, isn’t it everybody’s fantasy to do a bit more than make out in the movie theater? **
Dude, ummm doing that in your house would defeat the whole voyerism thing.
I dont think you get it :sure:
*Originally posted by reverendflash *
**that was my point…
why can’t movie theaters have lounge seating (booths, couches, comfy armchairs), and serve alcohol, and bar food (hot wings, fries, potato skins, etc) while you watch the movie…
I might even pay to go see a movie, and not complain about the noise, if the theater was more like a comfy bar…
but nooooooooooo, we have to sit in rows, and absolutely NO ALCOHOL.
Rev **
Actually dude, there are two thearters that are close to me that you can drink in. You sit in huge leather reclining seats from Lincolns and Cadillacs. You order huge meals and they serve you there. And you can get beer. In fact I always get the “bucket of beer” Its a six pack served in a bucket of ice. So smooth.
Here is a link
there is a theatre in Toronto that has a license for serving alcohol - but you are right there arent many around. Also in a small town just outside of here they have a theatre that has rooms for rent with a couch some other v.i.p. treatments, but it’s like 20bucks a person to go and you have to book it ahead of time It’s pretty cool but kind of silly if you ask me.
yes, they have “adult” theaters here as well, but only if you don’t mind sitting in someone else’s jizz… 
and they don’t show first run movies.
I mean basically a pub that shows new releases…
Rev
*Originally posted by reverendflash *
**yes, they have “adult” theaters here as well, but only if you don’t mind sitting in someone else’s jizz…
and they don’t show first run movies.
I mean basically a pub that shows new releases…
Rev **
Thats exactly what I posted man 
*Originally posted by UNFLUX *
**all i know, is between kids, teens, babies, and generally all
people, I bought my big screen tv to avoid theaters. The only
time I’ll go, is a weekday matinee. $5 and usually I’m 1 of 10
people. I saw Saving Private Ryan with 3 old-guy couples who
had obviously participated in WWII together. It was great, and
like I said the only way I’ll go now.
i didn’t read every post, but I wanted to let you all know that
there’s some theaters experimenting with ‘daycare’ style mats
and flooring at the bottom of the seats for toddlers and babies to
crawl around on. interesting idea, no? :sure:
I have a 4 mo and a 3yo. NO WAY IN H-E-L-L would I bring the
4mo to any theater, and my 3yo has never been either. I know
she’s too young, and it would be a dissaster. Not only for her,
and me, but for all the people wanting to watch the movie. I wish
it was more like that, instead of people thinking it’s an extension
of their living room. **
You should try taking them to an IMAX theater
*Originally posted by fester8542 *
**Thats exactly what I posted man
sorry fester…
missed that one…
Rev
REV, mine wasnt in conjunction with Adult theatres as well, they are public and show all the newest movies… sorry I guess I should have been more clear. I could see how that sounded like a **** theatre 
“v.i.p. treatments” hahahaha
ya sure Tuknuk…
We know all about your eskimo kinkiness…
Rev
