Im sorry, but I love playing jokes on people. here is a pretty funny one i did once and it worked perfect. Back in high school my friend travis and i really hated school. everyday we would walk to school together and complain about school and talk about how great it will be when friday comes.
every morning he would come over to my house at 8:10 according to channel 9 on the tv. channel 9 was like one of those community channels that ran 24 hours a day with the local radio station a clock, date and announcements on a loop. Everybody always watched that in the mornings it was the thing to do.
So wed i took a vcr tape and recorded channel 9 for like an hour or so 7:30-8:30. my plan was to put in the pre-recorded tape on on friday, fast forward and synch it up with the actual time and trick my friend.
Friday 8:10 Travis comes to my house, I am pretending to brush my teeth. I then yell out of the bathroom “Travis today is thursday right?”
Travis says “NO! it’s friday isnt it?..just wait channel 9 is on let me check…”
I peak around the corner and watch him crawl up tp the tv. I then hear “oh no…oh…ulgh…I am going to be sick, I thought today was friday!!!:(” “oh this sucks…Im not going to school today…this is awful…” I come out of the bathroom and I see him sitting on the chair with his hands over his face totally upset.
However, I convinced him to come to school and he complained the whole way. Here I am trying not too laugh and saying well I thought it was Thursday. He is like “I was positive it was friday though…” When I got to school I told everyone the story and they all played along. We had this guy believing it was wed right up until lunch time when some loser spoiled the joke…
hahah it was pretty funny…you have any funny jokes you’ve ever played…i’ve got more but i am sure this is long enough… thanx for reading
I did something similar with a clock in a car… My friend was so concerned about getting back into the City, he could hardly eat dinner (it was a nice restaurant)…
He finally figured it out after I dropped him off at home. He said it screwed up his “internal clock” for weeks…
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Yours was a good joke too… no one got hurt, nothing got ruined, just a little mind flick…
The best one I witnessed was at the end of year assembly at our school. A very formal occaision with all the masters in their robes on a dais, facing the boys.
Halfway through, someone, noone knew who, released a massive hanging sign saying “Fuc k this is Boring” behind the masters. They couldn’t see it - they could just tell that something was up. It hung there for the rest of the proceedings,it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
1 - my brother had to get up early for a basketball game on saturday morning. So friday he went to bed at around 9pm… well at around 11pm I came in, changed the alarm clock so it said 7am (he had to be up at 6am) and said Matty - you slept in!!! Hurry, get up - your rides going to be here any min! Well he get’s up in a huff - jumps in the shower comes back to the room and I tell him… “oh crap-my bad, I guess it’s only 11:30pm - guess I must have been mistaken” Well after a pretty bad onslaught of words I can only use on this board if I was to put spaces between the letters… he laughed and fell back asleep. He also scored 30 points the next day! hahaha
2 - at school we all had that one teacher we didnt like because he was a geek and we could get away with anything. So if peole werent stealing his chalk or changing his desk drawers around they were setting the garbage can on fire - that’s the kind of class this was. Well anyway, one day I thought it would be funny to get out early so I had all the people in the class turn their watches and such forward 25min and then when the class was over according to our watches I said “excuse me sir, I think we are supposed to be getting out right now - my watch says 10:30” He looks up at the clock and says “be quiet mr.campbell… dont think that’s the first time I have been told that” then I said “No serious sir - I think it’s time to go, my watch is never wrong” well then he looks in the class and people were nodding and he asked one of the class kiss ups “miss smith, what time do you have?” she says “well I have the same time as Tuknuk does” he askes a couple more people and the same answer is told to him. So he looks at his watch, looks at the clock on the wall - CHANGES BOTH! and then lets us go!!
Needless to say I had a detention slip waiting on my desk the next day
I remember a few things like this from my sixth form, mainly from my computing A Level class. We had so much fun, since there were only 5 of us doing the course (4 guys and me) and we had our own little room. The teacher was about 65 and a bit batty anyway, so…
We installed Doom and Doom II on the school network behind his back, but kept moving it around so he wouldn’t find it. Break times, lunch times and after school we used to play it, and during lessons when he wasn’t paying much attention. Of course, should he suddenly walk in on us, all the PCs would suddenly simultaneously reset. He knew we had it, we knew that he knew, but he couldn’t prove it.
The guy was a slo a mad Fulham FC fan. At the time, they were really struggling, and when they played our own team (Gillingham), we sponsored the match ball and got the announcer to read out a dedication to the teacher from us all. I also found as many abusive football cartoons as possible, altered them to Fulham, and stuck them up in the IT room. Soon as he saw them he failed to see the funny side, and blamed everybody in the clas except me.
This last one unfortunately backfired on me… Last day of summer term in the lower sixth, and we have the morning off to watch a staff v students cricket match. It’s boiling hot, and by about 11am, we’re all bored with the cricket. So we decide to egg and flour one of our friends who’s taking part in the match. One guy is sent off to get the ammunition, the rest of us fill up water bottles. So the bloke comes off, and gets pasted. Decides to get revenge by starting a water fight. Mostly over me. Since it was teh last day of term, we weren’t in uniform, and I happened to be wearing lycra clothing… Which shrank. A lot. I ended up having to ‘borrow’ someone’s jeans to wear for the rest of the day. Don’t ask me who’s. One of the lads went off for 5 mins then came back with them. I never enquired how he procured them.
umm practical joke, don’t know if it was but, a friend of mine, (we both go to an IT school). Anyways, he had just finished a programming class and started making a c++ program. After a couple lessons he had finished program and launched. Heh, the program pinged every network ip(within the schools network), overflowed them and completely destroyed the entire network. He got 1 weeks detention and a police report (ouch).
thanx for reading
He knew we had it, we knew that he knew, but he couldn’t prove it. 