Californians suck at driving

I moved to California 3 months ago cause I got a web design job here right out of college. I bought a 2010 Mazda3 and it’s already been hit 5 times - all not my fault.

[LIST=1]
[]monster truck from my apartment complex opened both his doors and dented both of mine. I had no concrete proof, so the police wouldn’t file anything for me to give to my insurance.
[
]Dude hit me from behind while I was stopped in traffic. I got out and told him to pull over. The dude drove away right in front of me. It was some 300 pound fatso with a 20 year old car.
[]2 unexplained dents most likely from parking lots.
[
]Huge dent from a van in a parking lot. I called the police and there was conclusive evidence that the dude did it. The police called up the son. The son came back and gave me his insurance information. The dad came 5 minutes later and started swearing at me, calling me an idiot. I drove away prompty. But he’s the idiot cause his insurance rate is going up.
[*]Just today, some idiot was swerving perpendicular to the parking lot lanes and cut me off. I sounded my horn and the fool just continued on his/her way without batting an eye.
[/LIST]

I’ve been living in Illinois for 15 years and my entire family never got a single dent in any of our cars. We’ve never been hit by anyone. And why do people in California drive 65 MPH on the highway? We drive 90 in Chicago. MOVE OVER, GRANDMA! Anyone else move from the East/Central and notice how Californians suck at driving???

/rant