This is short. Just made it because I am bored out of my mind! Happy holidays. You guys probably won’t like it.
http://www.austastic.com/media/ho_ho_hoed.mp3
Lyrics:
My main man santa clause
He’s got the hook up
He’ll get ya any toy that you can think to look up
He’s got play doe
He’s got the maps
He’s got the glock 49’s so you can bust some caps
He’s got the reindeer
He’s got the sleigh
He’s got beard as white as snow and some stuff to give away
So happy holidays
From the big man S
Santa’s so stylin he is the best dressed
If you’re Jewish we’ll throw it straight to ya
Hannakas got many days and candles hallelujia.
Sedar dinner and other cool stuff
Eat Gafelta fish and then throw up it tastes like ****
Oh woops I just said a curse word
Gunna get some coal if santa heard.
Wait what do mormons celebrate?
I don’t know
Oh…well they’re mormons
Anyway I just want to say
that It’s time for the giving and it’s time to get some hay
Jesus in a manger if you don’t believe
then you’re not getting presents on christmas eve.
ThE END!!
