Cool sms messages

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Hey ppl,hows it goin…
I thot bout startin this thread as i m really into sms messaging, i make my asci msg’s and compose ringtones too.It’s an addiction i must say… so i was thinking about posting few of my msg’s over here and invite all u guys to post urs.As sms word limit is 160 words(including spaces) you can useshortcuts n stuff.So make sure ur msg is less thn or =160 words.it can b a joke, noty joke, senti msg, saying…even an asci msg anything below 160 words wich u think can u b used on sms or text (as they call it in uk)

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in short, post an sms msg, less then 160 words(including spaces)it can be an asci msg, joke, noty joke,saying, love msg’s anything respecting word limits.
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height of a positiv attitude-birdy birdy in the sky,dropped the **** in my eye,i dont worry,i dont cry.I 'm just happy tht cows dont fly!!

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friendship is like Pss in ur pants. every1 can C it, but only u can feel the warmth. Thankyou4being the pss in my pants!

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OMG, tht was the next msg i had on my fone, beautiful tho, i did’nt kno it was a global msg;) i mean ppl all over the world have tht one.Nice

5

What do tornados & women have in common ?
ANS:- They both make a lot of noise when they are
comming & take every thing when they are going.
:stuck_out_tongue:

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Q:- Wat is the diff btw TENSION & STRESS ?
Ans:- TENSION is wen ur wife is pregnant & STRESS
is wen ur secretary is pregnant!

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i just been arreseted - caught for having good looks. Police say i need a ugly b***tard to bail me out. DONT BE LONG

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hahahah, nice one mario :wink:
but dont worry, i m not the one whoz gona bail u out:P

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lol, ill try to think of some more!

:m:

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I am sad & lonely. Every body seems to be mad at
me. There seems to be no place to go. Then suddenly I remembered you.

Can I come and stay in your house for a few days?
Please…Yours truly,
Osama Bin Laden!

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What do you get when you cross a Dog and a Cat???
Ans:- A ***** which comes when you whistle!

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Q: how many mice does it take2screw ina litebulb? A: Depends how many you can get in there!