So I’m in biology class today taking my exam, and about 1/3 of the way into it, my stomach errupts with a gastro-intestinal orchestra so loud that it turned heads! :ne:
It continued for the rest of the test too, I was so ashamed 
i farted once during a test. it was horrible. believe me johnny, your a guy. its nothing compared to being called fartypants for a week. 
hugs
I discovered a cure for this way back in tenth grade. My stomach used to grumble loudly just into my third period geography class.
Tear off a small piece of notebook paper and swallow it. The grumbling stops within seconds! Years later I discovered an even better cure. Eat breakfast.
Ahh if only I knew then what I know now… the wisdom that comes with old age is truly amazing.
I get the grumbling all the time in business (second period) class. Right before lunch, but the farthest away from breakfast
well at least you head didn’t fall off. that would really be embarassing
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Was that supposed to be funny ?
I don’t know.
