Exes

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Heh, it seem like both of our areas are in need of an injection of fashion sense.

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@Kitiara

Sadly the website that this article - Chatham Girls – the online user guide • The Register - talks about is no longer up, but it still tells you a bit about Chatham Girls. Sheppeyscum is still operational though, and it’s not far off.

Basically we’re talking big chunky gold jewellery, hoop earrings, tracksuits, bad accents, unemployed, no fashion sense, grease, knuckledragging… You get the picture.

I hasten to add though that we’re not all like that (the alley thing was a one off. Mostly).

Sounds a bit like up North where they keep Kappa in business

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It’s Burberry down here. And anything that you can buy in JD Sports. :sure:

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@Kitiara

Fester, bunny boiling refers to Fatal Attraction, the woman who goes all mental after being dumped. We kind of use it to refer to women who are a bit doolally like that. Yep. I still don’t know exactly what happened. Me and the guy had been good friends for about 5 years before we started dating, been going out for a year, then seemingly overnight he just clammed up, refused to see me, talk to me, anything. He broke up with me via a text message, on my birthday (suckerpunch or what?). I eventually found out (from his brother who is also a friend of mine) that he’d started seeing this girl where he worked.

lol…doolally.

I am starting to think you purposly throw your twisted tounge in there because it makes me scratch my head and ask every time :to:

But I am sure you can understand why I didnt catch the chick flick reference.

Ok I am done spamming this thread. I have no advice you would want to use. I am the master at screwing up relationships and being the type of bastard you refer to.

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Spam away, dear Fester. It bothers me not in the slightest.

Believe it or not, I’ve never seen Fatal Attraction myself. But the bunny boiling bit is very well known, so I know what the slang thing refers to.

This girl was completely insane though… She forbid him from going out unless it was with her. She didn’t like his friends, so he wasn’t allowed out with us anymore, and she really loathed me, even though she’d never so much as seen me let alone met me. He was banned from going to the football because I went, and banned from the pub for the same reason. Even though he left me for her, it was like she was scared he’d change his mind back. :sure:

They got engaged after about a month, then she went and slept with an ex. Surprisingly he didn’t break up with her, but she did with him. Then they got back together. Then they split. Then they got together again. Then she slept with another ex, got pregnant and didn’t know whose it was. Had an abortion, split up, got back together, then finally split up again after a relatively minor argument.

I mean, how screwed up is that? :stunned:

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no pun intended . . .

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Well spotted.

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Wow!

That broad needs some help. I dont know what else to say. I have dated some head-cases in my day but nothing like that.

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Sleeping with an ex? I don’t see anything wrong with that at all. I would/do/done did it.

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She was something else altogether from what I gather. But since I never met her I’m in no position to make an informed judgement.

By the time all the really screwed up stuff was happening, he and I were friends again (though he didn’t tell her that otherwise she’d have gone completely nuts). I’d get phone calls and texts asking what the hell he should do - he loved her and wanted to make her happy, but she kept on doing all this crazy stuff…

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@Kitiara

She was something else altogether from what I gather. But since I never met her I’m in no position to make an informed judgement.

By the time all the really screwed up stuff was happening, he and I were friends again (though he didn’t tell her that otherwise she’d have gone completely nuts). I’d get phone calls and texts asking what the hell he should do - he loved her and wanted to make her happy, but she kept on doing all this crazy stuff…

Man you brits are way too proper

In the states we would refer to her as a:

[size=5]PSYCHO HOSE BEAST[/size]

He consulted you for relationsip advice via text message?

The same medium he used to curb your arse? :h:

That dude has balls as big as church bells.

lamo

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He’s very attached to his mobile phone, that man. :sure:

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@fester8542

That dude has balls as big as church bells.

:sigh: fester, why do you think she is STILL hanging out with him? :sure:

j/k Kit!

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@lunatic

:sigh: fester, why do you think she is STILL hanging out with him? :sure:

j/k Kit!

Im not touching that one superstar :to:

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I don’t know, that tongue is as big as a church bell! :whistle:

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@lunatic

:sigh: fester, why do you think she is STILL hanging out with him? :sure:

Haha! Quality.

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haha, that doesn’t sound like a denial!

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This thread does take some weird turns…from advice, to calling the guy a b*****d and now questions whether the guy has big balls or not

Weird

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My threads tend to do that. :sure:

But I’m keeping my mouth firmly shut about the balls thing. I just daren’t.