Fishing

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anybody fish?
i was fishing today, i was using a popper, caught this HUGE, and i mean HUGE bass (largemouth)… the head was like as wide as my foot is long…
the azzhole snapped my line and got away with my favorite lure and my pride…

that’s ok. i know where he lives. i’ll get him again…
(hearing epic music)

also, i lost my shoes in the mud and had to climb these rocks barefoot. and then these annoying people came, and just like, inVADED my spot. didnt even ask if they could fish in my turf, just plopped their fat bums and thier lawnchairs next to me. and then they were making these HUGE plop plops and casting right into my line… i chalked it up to that they were just stupid and moved.

then i almost got bitten by a snapper. and then my fishing buddy made fun of me cuz i stepped on glass (not good walkin around barefoot)
i am so pissed. today was an awful fishing day. specially since i caught like 10 perch and crappies, but i threw em back cuz i thought we werent keeping them today, but then i go over to my buddy and he has like 8 fish on his hookie thing, and he was planning on keeping them, but then i was like, i dont feel like cleaning them and then he was like wheres your fish, and i said i let em go cuz i thought we were just releasing them today, and then he made fun of me again, saying how i didnt really catch anything. and THEN he told me how he caught this like 3 foot long pike, but then he just lost it when he got it on the shore. (liar) in front of these new cool fisher people we met. i am so pissed. what an awful day.

im starting to think i need a new fishing buddy. someone who’s not an arrogant prick who is always in competition with me. sure, competition is grand, but not when you’re a douche about it. i wonder if i’m gonna get censored.

anyone in NJ/NY/PA wanna go fishing? if all goes well i should be finally getting a boat this weekend. i’m replacing the floor and the gasket on the motor thingie and repainting it, and then i’m gonna name it “the Kirupa” and throw chapagne on it.

also, then i came home. a fine dandy drive, was plannign on takin a nice hot bath. well. first i found this big honking tick on me, and then my dog stole my new underwear and poked holes in them with his teeth. there goes $50.

on the brighter side of things, erm…
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(thinking)
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well. i read the new harry potter. and it was mighty good. and my dad said he’s gonna pay for my kickboxing classes. that saves me a bit.

screw this. im moving to hawaii.

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Speed kills man, speed kills…

:wink:

Rev

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:trout:

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Thats why you should dive… when your mostly in the water then on the beach no chance of getting hurt… plus… if there is stupid fisheremen in your area, remember: You have a gun, they have a pole.

Plus you get to wear cool wetsuit and gear and chicks dig it… :sure:

But I guess you dont care about that…

umm…

…uhhh…

… okay bye!

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I wanna fish, but I’ve never fished :frowning:

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dude. fishing is totally fun. in fact, i’m going in a few hours. its 3am here, and if i leave my house at 5 am then ill make it for sunrise, in which case there shoudl be a feeding frenzy. i am totally wearing steel toe boots though. hehehehhe.

mike, you should go taco fishing with russianbeer. he’s pretty close to you. hehehehhe :beam:

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I fish pretty regualrly when i can. I go up north once a year on an anual trip. It used to be amazing fishing but now wiht al l the netting going on it is pretty bad.

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ahahha maybe, maybe not…

Yeh I know fishing is fun, my friend does it, I should go with him, I should stop using so many commas

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*Originally posted by :mike: *
**… I should stop using so many commas **

hehehhehehehehe

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I don’t fish that often, but I usually will when I go to my grandparents. It’s pretty fun and relaxing.

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abzoid knows fishing :slight_smile: Even a BAD day fishing is better than a good day at work.

http://www.abzoid.com/pics/steelhead.jpg

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my dog stole my new underwear and poked holes in them with his teeth. there goes $50.

Sorry to hear that, ask Kit for one, she has tons of them. :wink:

I don’t like fishing, I fished a couple of years back, and one year, I got a hook lodged in my back because some kid doesn’t know how to cast. It kinda hurt after we had to pull it out real fast to avoid infections, god that hurts like hell. I still have a scar in my back to prove it, it think.

Desperately turning neck to check back

=)

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*Originally posted by abzoid *
**abzoid knows fishing :slight_smile: Even a BAD day fishing is better than a good day at work.

http://www.abzoid.com/pics/steelhead.jpg **

lol, true true. and nice fish!!!

and maxtr0sity, dude… that sux. i nailed myself in the leg last week when i got a lure stuck in a tree, so i was tugging on it, and i was pretty sure i was gonna snap the line, but i gave it one final tug and it flew out and hit me so hard i fell over… lol! luckily my wound is a little less permanent i think.

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… and tell boring stories like this one…

This is my 4th of July Fishing Story

OK, so it’s 3am. Im wasting time online, looking at the work I have to do, and surfing online instead looking for cool fishing stuff, thinking about how I’m supposed to leave the house at 5 to make sunrise. I was still planning on catching a few winks. 4am I realize if i go to bed I won’t get up. So I just stay up. 5am, spend 20 minutes getting ready, somehow winding up being late even though I had ALL NIGHT to get ready… hehehe…
5:30, hit the deli, get a coffee, and a lottery ticket… (i just remembered i still have to scratch it)
6:00 i get to my favorite fishing spot. i wanted to get there super early to compete with the shad fishermen that always set up like 50 lines and leave the rest of us with no where to go. selfish. hmph!
so i get there, and lo and behold, they were jsut settign up. so yes, i missed it. now i had to go to my secondary spot, which i have NEVER caught anythign at except sunnys, but i figured id give it a go. well, an hour later still nothing, just a few little sunnys. then these fisherdudes arrive across the lake. well, its more of a canal. anywhoo, they set up, and a little bit later, i hear this enourmous farting noise ripping across the lake. i thought maybe i was hearing stuff. but then like 5 minutes later, same thing, much bigger, much clearer. so i started laughing. cuz it was funny. over the next hour i periodically got a treat, a fart or a belch.
finally i couldnt take it anymore, cuz it was disrupting my flow, so i figured id pack up and find somewhere else. well, i went to this awesoem boat lauch that i discovered that no one ever goes to, and has all lillypads and such, and this old dude said it was good bass fishing, so i was gonna go there. but then i decided to go past it and see if i found anythign else at that lake. so i did, and i did. it was this little secret spot, so cute, and within 5 minutes of casting, i caught the BIGGEST FISHIE OF MY LIFE EVER WOOHOO. he faught too, like REALLY hard, i thoguht he wasx gonan snap the line. but i got him. anyway, later i caught the 2nd biggest fish ever. you can see a pic here for your pelasure
http://www.pathofaith.com/temp/fishie50.jpg
ok, im exshausted so im goin to bed now. happy 4th everyone!

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Hahahaha. Fishing accidents are so fun though, good memories.

=)