It took me forever to get it through my thick head that the swf footers were messed up.
Regardless, Dis be a test ye scurvy dogs! :pirate3:
The file may be too big, but when I checked it last it was 13.45 kb.
Edit: I changed the size of the footer and text to give the viewer an easier time cough when trying to read the text.
Thanks for the help!