http://www.endrone.com/clientquotes/
Just read through! :thumb:
:huh:
:lol:
That’s pretty funny… client that doesn’t know what he/she wants.
My favorite quote:“i can do the same kind of animations in PowerPoint.”
And could you make it more longer, or more alpha?
hehehehe 
I’m currently stuck on a client who’s… well… slow…
I’ve waited over a week for a simple response on the design part… :z:
hahahah, that was great :hugegrin:
client: “this site should target young children, teenagers, adults, business owners, possible contributors, and the elderly.”
That’s a very unusual target audience.
the DVD one is hilarious.
lmao This is awesome… I’m sure frogs jumping around the website will make users come back
designer: “we should probably talk about the look and feel of the web site before we get to work. just explain how you would like it to look…”
client: “well, I don’t think we really want it to look too much like a web site. you know what i mean?”
you cant write comedy this good !!!
great find
[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]
Hahaha, I swear that one about the frog hits home… My last client asked me to make a little mouse cursor with a cat that wandered around the screen following the mouse. He said the kids would love it. It was the school board’s website. :huh:
client: “this site should target young children, teenagers, adults, business owners, possible contributors, and the elderly.”
:lol: I get this all the time
Haha, this is gonna be great (haven’t read through all of it yet) 
client: “we want a website that can play DVD quality video, but we don’t want to use streaming video and the load time must be zero.”
designer: “that’s impossible. everything has a load time. DVD quality runs about 100 megs a minute.”
client: “we’ll take our business elsewhere…”
Thats stay one smart bradah! :thumb:
client: “we also need a logo for our new site …”
designer: “so what words come to mind when you think about how your logo should look.”
client: “well it should be ‘fast’ and ‘very friendly’ …oh, and maybe look like an octapus with tentacles stretching out.”
:lol:
hahaha… I think it’s time we educate our clients?
hahaha, thats brilliant. 
does that get updated with new ones?
hehe Sorry man I wouldn’t know. Hopefully though.
“I know how to use Adobe”
HAHAH!! i hate it when people say that!
…btw, half of those quotes weren’t funny :lol:…
Those are all good, I wish I could remember all the ones I’ve received, some from other so called designers as well.
But really, all clients suck, have you ever found one thats been an absolute pleasure to work with? And that includes the ones you have to kiss ***.
If I had a pound for every time someone has said something to me along these lines, I’d have… well… a lot of pounds. :sure:
