Two things. 
AWarlock - I’m still learning CFML myself, so do worries. I don’t quite know what I’m doing with it either yet. 
I’ll have a chat with you soon, see if we can get somethig sorted out.
Jubba - Darius. Ah yes. As Chris has said, Darius was a contestant on the English reality show Popstars. He had a ponytail and a dubious goatee. He became (in)famous for singing Britney Spears’ song ‘Hit Me One More Time’ very high pitched, and for the things he said, most notably “Can you feel the love in this room?”. He got voted out and never made it. A year or so later, and they start up Pop Idol, and he re-appears minus dodgy hairstyle, gets further but still doesn’t win, gets a record deal and has a number one single.
Isn’t he meant to be at least part Scottish though?
