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Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
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Ask people what gender they are.
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Practice making fax and modem noises.
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Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in
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public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”
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If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
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Speak only in a “robot” voice.
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Blow your nose when some one is eating.
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Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and
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announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !
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Name your dog “Dog.”
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Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your
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Highlight irrelevant information in documents and “cc:” them
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Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell
the neighbors you are a “spider person.” -
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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Drum on every available surface.
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Staple papers in the middle of the page.
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Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
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Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
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dont use any punctuation either
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Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
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Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a “magic
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Make appointments for the 31st of September.
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Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.
:lol:
[size=6][color=YellowGreen]RACE TO 100 NOW[/color][/size]
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