During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12
litres of urine.
exactly why I don’t swim in such muck pits. I’d rather drink swamp water from a pond than that.
In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with
15
penises (touching door handles, etc.).
girlfriends really should be listened to… mine has taught me to always grab paper towels first when dealing with any sort of lavatory doors and such. As for the others, carry antibacterial quick wash. It’s sold amost everywhere and at least will protect you from anything short of the pleague.
An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.
ewwwwwww. Now that’s something I hadn’t heard. I just find fast food to be substandard in general. I cook meals every chance I get, and buy nothing from a shop I don’t like the look of.
In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects while you slept.
Yumm… full of good buggy protean. You shouldn’t worry about this. It’s free food.
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
I don’t shake hands with people except at interviews. For those occations antibacterial wash is always at hand. (so to speak)
In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
dirty
linen basket
Those bastards…
At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting
a
cold sore from one of the guests.
all that kissing. bleh. I tell ya, the whole practice is unsanitary. We should never kiss again. Actually… that is a pretty amazing stat. 1 in a 100 is really quite high.
Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people’s anal gases.
Yes but in a day they will breath in 14 liters of my anal gases so I figure they’re getting the worst of it.
Most of us were tought a a very young age not to urinate on our hands.
As for the #2 thing. I can see your point. Most bars have very chintsy toilet paper…and if you dont fold 2-3 times your fingers can poke right through :o
Dont let anyone stir your drink with thier finger at a bar
May I say, most men do not wash their hand after urinating, when at a public bar. If they do, very few actually use soap, and wash correctly (of this I am guilty quite often).
We did lab experiments with taking cultures off of our own hands, after doing certain things…You would be amazed at how much crud you pick up, even trying to be careful. I won’t go into the details, it is just too gross.
About the stirring a drink with your finger… all you have to do is rub an eye, wipe your mouth, touch an open bug bite, smoke a cigarette, etc.
I’m not an agoraphobic, but that class did freak me out for a couple days. :evil: It was just after Nutrition, and we learned that if it was good for you, it could kill you… :x
Luckily, most humans have a fairly good immune system to combat all of these <i>germs</>.
*Originally posted by fester8542 *
**I am very guilty of not washing my hands after the bathroom. I am not a pig, just never thought about microscopic organisims on Mr. winky. **
Pig??? No, no noooo! I would never take you for that!
If I am snacking on pretzels at Moe’s, and someone else sticks his grubby paw into the bowl, I stop eating at that point. I don’t say anything, it is a free country after all, but I dont’ go into that bowl again…
As bad as men are, kids are the worst… they bring home stuff from school that would scare a Marine… :evil:
I live in a town that has a high population of Pacific Rim visitors, along with their own strains of flu’s… that is my main motivation, staying healthy so I can earn money…
I still don’t freak out on it… I’m not going to stop having fun…
I have changed my habits (I use my sleeve if I can to touch my eyes, etc.) because I hang out in a dive, just off the corner of “Crack” and “Weed” Streets… :beam:
