bad playa now your gonna get it
takes out trout rocket launcher 
and playa…don’t even think about running…we have you surrounded 
Whatever happened to the guy who originally posted this thread? Have you scared him off, you naughty boys?
One quick question - how can a fish buy a pair of hands on ebay with which to type, when it would need hands to be able to type in the URL for ebay and make the purchase of the pair of hands with which to type…?
Honestly, one of you gets out his trout (or indeed, any other form of unfortunate marine life) and everyone follows suit. Could it be trout envy? It’s all very Freudian guys. 
Padawan, if you’re still around and not having a nervous breakdown under your PC, then welcome to the wonderful world of Kirupa Forums… :beam:
Originally posted by Master Yoda
the dork side, fear you most not feel
but laugh, sure you will
You must join phil padawan, together you shall rule the comedy of Kirupaville 
[EDIT]I almos forgot: WELCOME to the Kirupa! And may the force be with you:)
no I have not be scared away! I hvae been entranced my all of this fish stuff. and in reply to how a fish could type the url…well i am sure fish have human or ape friends who could order them for them or at least type for them to get there hands of ebay…hope he didn’t have to pay that much
ps…seems like some of you have some time on your hands…so if you would like to tutor me in real time…whoa…that would be great…i would even buy you some fish food. maybe some plankton…=)
btw, i am haveing ice cream for supper! and thats not fish food
*Originally posted by padawan *
**no I have not be scared away! I hvae been entranced my all of this fish stuff. and in reply to how a fish could type the url…well i am sure fish have human or ape friends who could order them for them or at least type for them to get there hands of ebay…hope he didn’t have to pay that much
ps…seems like some of you have some time on your hands…so if you would like to tutor me in real time…whoa…that would be great…i would even buy you some fish food. maybe some plankton…=) **
brilliant simply brilliant!! i couldn’t have said it better myself…i was a bit taken when Kit opposed my theory…so i think i am going to punish her… TAKE THIS KIT
edit: good thing noone asked about the memory and how fish would formulate a plan to buy memory…or ask for help… whew wipes forehead with wet cloth in relief
Hey!
Marlin’s have long poitny snots… I can type wiht the end of it… Might take me a while… And putting in the : might take me a little thinking… but oh well…
turns out the lights and squirms away to the ocean again…
btw… I love the new trout smacking smilie!
One quick question - how can a fish buy a pair of hands on ebay with which to type, when it would need hands to be able to type in the URL for ebay and make the purchase of the pair of hands with which to type…?
voice recognition software
hah… Good point… But Marlin’s don’t really “talk”
but marlins have pointy snouts in which they can type with, according to playamarz…
anyways, playamarz shall soon get a spear to the face…
loads automatic spear shotgun, and harpoon rocket launcher
um… I don’t know what marlins you’ve been hanging out with. All the one’s I know speak pretty well. Most of the time you can’t get em to shut up.
now I think you’re just trying to lead us off the path.
what do your fish friends like of your sunday afternoon “fishing” trips
Voice recognition software?
Good answer, but fish aren’t known as great conversationalists, at least not the ones I’ve seen. They do seem more preoccupied with checking whether they have bad breath - keep opening their mouths like that…
obviously I’ve been hanging out with the right marlin.
Hmmm. One Man and his Fish?
It’s a novel idea, certainly…
Hey… my breath doewsn’t stink!
sniffs it…
Nevermind… Just woke up… Hold on a minute… Gotta go gurgle mouth wash…
la de da da da…
There we go… Minty Fresh
Peace
AHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
I KNEW YOU WOULD USE GARGLE. I POISONED THAT GARGLE!!! AHAHAHAHAH. YOU DIE NOW MARZ!!! :evil:
whoa we got some evil sick people in this forum…poisoning gargle!! why didn’t i think of that?! ;( :bad:
i agree with david, fish definately use voice recognition software…its becoming more and more advanced…
how do they survive outside the water tho? do they have waterproof computers? and if they DO have ape and gorilla friends who help them type…how did they ever meet up? at the animal grocery store? something about this story stinks…and its not the fish…oh wait i forgot its playa’s mouth 
Is Playa really poisened and dead? Have we finally seen the last of the caped crusader snowman? Now, that playa is out of the picture, who will protect Kirupaville from the serpantlike fish smacking Phil? And WHO will end the SPAM!!! Find out 2morrow, same Kirupa Time, Same Kirupa Channel!!!
passes out from poison
playa awakens from deep slumber
announcer emerges from out of nowhere and starts to speak
"Ladies and Gentleman…and all fish everywhere, by a strange twist of phate Phil calls “Chance: The Final Frontier” our hero, playa, is miraculously alive and among the living!!! invisible crowd bursts into applause and cheering In a wild haste to catch the 7:00 AM Bus, he grabbed any gargle in front of him, and that was his saving grace…instead of grabbing the poisoned gargle bottle…he grabbed an EXPIRED bottle…explaining why he feinted… now all is well and the day is saved 
and playa and his fish friends are mad as hell 
playa marks silver bullet with the name l0stpr0fet
