Help me brainstorm here!

I’m working on a new format for my resume which breaks it down into unique sections and just has a very straight-to-the-point tone. The sections are:
i do
i don’t
what i can do for you
what i’ve done for others
what i’d like from you

The ‘i do/don’t’ section will just be a bunch of dot-points mashed together with some nice typography, and that’s where I need some help brainstorming. Right now I have:

[COLOR=“Gray”][SIZE=“6”]i do[/SIZE]
work hard. work fast. have an undying love for good design. know Adobe CS like the back of my hand. spot a typo at a hundred paces. have a good amount of experience. know how to drive a Mac. have an embarrassingly high level of technical knowledge.

[SIZE=“6”]i don’t[/SIZE]
mess around. get confused easily. give up. turn up late. drink. smoke. wear pink polo shirts.[/COLOR]

But I need MORE do/don’t points!!! Can anyone think of any more? Help me out here :smiley: