How To Become An Asian?

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Hey, I was just wondering to all you asians out there…how do you become an asian?

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??

:-\

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Wel, it’s going to be made into a short flash movie that i’m working on…just need some ideas…this might sound stupid though

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not being cheeky…

but surely the best place to start would be by being…

born one?

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lol…

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I agree Anorak :stuck_out_tongue: Seems like the best method

  • Soul :s:
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wel…lets say that ur an asian…how would u like other people to become u

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eating chinese food :trout:

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chinese food…first thing

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i love spring rolls…

haha the most politically incorrect smily out of al 75 :chinaman: its called chinaman

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a lot of fake tan?

only kidding… :slight_smile:

by introducing more cultural awareness between communities by organising events etc.

showing them what is so good about their culture would be a good incentive for other ppl to want to become more actively involved in it…

free spring rolls at events are entirely optional though…

ha ha…

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You drive a nice rice rocket and then your asian like me! :stuck_out_tongue:

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lol…rice rocket

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living in ASIA helps Im sure

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let’s see…

  1. gel your hair everyday
  2. wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you’d normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway)
  3. have golden chains, but not a-bling-bling-lot, but a noticeable amount
  4. like rice
  5. walk slightly gangsta like
  6. don’t drive classic cars, only accords or civics.
  7. alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: )
    7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP
  8. listen to rap
  9. don’t wear hats…
  10. …if you do, wear it in a non-traditional way
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  1. like rice

lol

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ok those things lsited on top WILL NOT MKAE YOU ASIAN. because wearing abggy crap is for asian people in america who wanna be ghetto fabulous.

here are the REAL STEPS to becoming ASian.

  1. Learn Kanji

  2. Buy Puma shoes/jacket

  3. wear tight jeans, not too tight.

  4. Listen to Ayumi Hamasaki, Hiro and SPEED. Also, Larc n ciel and X japan and Dir N Grey.

  5. Play beatmania

  6. Be quiet and calm

7.Watch all films by Miyazaki

  1. Drink Calpis, Gogonokocha.

  2. chew on black black gum

  3. eat pocky, sushi, rice

  4. Have a big collection of AV (****o)

  5. speak in a weird pantameter

13.Own a Vespa

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alrit…tight jeans?..naa…that’s not really it…being an asian myself…

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yeah, edwin, i don’t remember you being asian at all…

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edwin?