How To Become An Asian?

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canada is not in america…canada is just america’s *****…j/k

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You have to have a Honda Civic that you show off to your friends. You also have to do well at school AND wear trendy clothes.

http://www.duke-kim.com/korean/

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I dunno… I go to school with 90% japanese… and 80% are failing! lol! cool guys though!

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lol…stupid aisnas aren’t asians…they are disgraceful

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j0 f00lz…!

Your so color coded lol! this thread is hilarious! :geek:
Nothing defines no one!

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lavaboy…funni link…so overobssessed…:slight_smile:

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I AM YELLOW…lmao

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*Originally posted by Maxtr0sity *
**lol…everyone wants to be asian now **

um not really man… I like having peripheral vision! :tb:

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o trust me…everyone wants to b asian…

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*Originally posted by malocadi *
**let’s see…

  1. gel your hair everyday
  2. wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you’d normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway)
  3. like rice
  4. don’t drive classic cars, only accords or civics.
  5. alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: )
    7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP**

You got those right! But you got 7a wrong, spoilers add 15 hp, only if the spoiler is 5 feet high, see the 9 foot ones add 27 hp. and having your car lowered makes you hit your head, but its worth the fact that it makes you got faster

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my friend’s car is so frikin low, it can’t go over a bump without scratching the rim

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lol thats just to low

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but hot

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If it’s lower than .5 inches than your friend is asian

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*Originally posted by malocadi *
**let’s see…

  1. gel your hair everyday
  2. wear clothes that are at least 2 sizes larger than what you’d normally wear (which is pretty baggy anyway)
  3. have golden chains, but not a-bling-bling-lot, but a noticeable amount
  4. like rice
  5. walk slightly gangsta like
  6. don’t drive classic cars, only accords or civics.
  7. alter your car in order to boost only your ego. (spoilers add 15 horsepower :sigh: )
    7a) (oh yeah) stickers add 2 HP each, and chinese lettering adds 7-10 HP
  8. listen to rap
  9. don’t wear hats…
  10. …if you do, wear it in a non-traditional way
  11. tyPe Like THis wHen sPeaKiNg oNlINe
  12. SPeAK LiKe DIs wHeN chatTiNG wiT uR HOMieS **

That was racist.

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i don’t think it’s racist

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*Originally posted by Maxtr0sity *
**i don’t think it’s racist **

How so?

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I don’t think that was racist, at all. We were just joking.

[EDIT] Lol I had: I don’t think that wasn’t racist, at all. We were just joking., I ment:
I don’t think that was racist, at all. We were just joking.[/EDIT]

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haha… race and rice sound the same kinda

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dude… racial jokes are funny… if someone makes a mexican joke, I laugh… like:

Q: What’s the name of the Mexican Telephone company?
A: Taco Bell