If I Was A Beer

talk random
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if you were a keg, and someone tapped you, what kind of beer would come out???

i would be…

GOLGIALE
~a light amber ale, easy on the hops, infused with raspberry and served with a twist of lime

the breakdown :

red cuz im a readhead
not too many hops, cuz hops= giddiness, and i’m pretty mellow
raspberry for the artsy me
and a twist cuz i’m full fo surprises

HOW ABOUT YOU!!! :pirate:

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hmm id have to be… jack dizzan… strong and puts you under the influence… >=]

3

hahaha. wtf is jack dizzan?

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Sorry golgi, here I am!

I would be… umm…

I would taste a bit bitter at first, but I go down smooth and with a great after taste… But offcourse as I am half russian it would be mixed with vodka and shpirt* as well as your dose of communism… :beam:

serve cold… :stuck_out_tongue:

*shpirt: the vapor of boiling unleaded gazoline…

5

and I would taste like fruit punch… because I like fruit punch…

6

hehehehe. i had a beer like that once. a great homebrewed oatmeal stoudt. minus the vodka. and the shpirt. heheh

7

woops, my beer didnt taste like fruit punch. nm. haha

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:sigh: Thats what they always say… and then its let me have another tast oh plz… and that leads me to start giving out beer like water! :slight_smile:

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beer + water = weer

10

lol, thats hilarious…

beer + gogli = :toad:

11

hahahaa. you said it.

p.s. beer + golgi = “checking message lengths on one liner posts”

12

Woohoo… I dont drink that much beer… acctualy…
Are you in to wine?

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i have no choice - full blood italian, - MUST like wine… lol

if i was a wine i would be a nice San Margherita Pino Grigio, cuz that’s my fav :slight_smile:

14

If I was wine, I would be…um… umm… Molson Wine… :whistle:

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:crazy: molllson…

hey! i thought of another cool thing about montreal, aside from the molson, Chably is only like 3$ a bottle, vs. like 13$ here

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Yeah, I love the Montreal Jazz fesitval , i got to admit…

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???

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You mean you dont know???
Oh you missed something… its a festival of all kinds of jazz and stuff that dosent resemble jazz… its all free , its huge, goes on during the summer… at a place called Palce des Arts… its friggin awsome!! !! :crazy:

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ive been b4, it was just totally random…lol. took me aback for a second. hey, is it warm up there yet?

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Can’t say I’m down here now…

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