There once was a little tree. It was in a little park, on a little island, on a small planet, in a tiny galaxy. And on the tree lived a pack of termites. One little termite was smaller than the others and had no friends. So one night the termite put candy next to the other’s beds. The next morning all the termites were happy, but still not nice. So the next night the little termite put money next to all the beds. The next day the termites were even happier, but still not nice. So the next night the little termite killed all the other’s in their sleep and ate them. Then he caught syphilis from a termite hooker before dieing of alcohol poisoning in the middle of the street.
The End.
