No need
lmao
Ship me in this :beam:
…a little white box with a red X on it?
Original! :thumb:
:beam:
I’m still waiting in the box!
:evil:
Get me to the UPS store, NOW!
No 
We’re waiting for Fester to finish off his last job.
accidentally kicks box and runs
Muahaha :bad:
allright boys, we have a new target on our hands, grap your ItchyAnus™ popguns and report to Command HQ…
crackle crackle
papa zulu…this is bravo billy…ive had a…slight problem with my popgun… :ninja:
crackle
anyone got the emergency arse cream?? :*(
This has officially gotten way out of hand…and I love it.
Arse Cream?
You mean this isn’t whipped cr…
OMFG!
AAahahaa 
hey thierro, care for some “mayo”…? 
:whistle:
Fes, I’m hiring you next :bad:
:lol:
fine, then I’m hiring Dan :bad:
this should be amusing 
Eilsoe, pass me the glass thermometer so I can kick one up his arse and have it shatter. I took the mercury out of it and put a mixture of alcohol and salt.
Broken shards of glass with a mixture of alcohol and salt up your anus sort of hurts don’t you think?
:evil:
ahem.
boys :sigh:
Ya, that was a bit extreme. This is a G rated forum.
PSSSSYCHE BIIIITCHES
yes? :beam:
Dan: Here, I found this thermometer in the attic, it’s one of those WWII army leftovers, it’s the size of a fist!!
Have fun! :thumb:
and don’t forget the itchingpowder!!!
ok im getting a little gay… [TK EDITING] 
Eilsoe, I think Green Lantern is gay.
I always knew super heros like that were not hetero.
yeah just look at that hair
oh you’re going to flip it on me, now that is clever. I didn’t know we were going to use 3rd grade tactics.
