Welcome to the Kirupa Regulatory International Society for the Prevention of Spam, or as we shall be henceforth known, the KRISPS. 
Our goal is to admonish and rebuke those responsible for spam on KirupaForum. 
The formation of this society comes as a direct response to the recent founding of a club known as the OCKFSC. These dangerous spamming zealots are threatening to take control of our beloved forums. :jail: They must be stopped by any means necessary (baby eating included :tie::thumb: ) and all measures will be taken to hijack spam threads with relevant and interesting information.
KIRUPA FORUM NEEDS YOU!
Yeah, you! The one with the mouse and pale complexion.
PLEASE JOIN TODAY!
(also if anyone can come up with a funnier name, feel free. :thumb: )
:ponder: Wait a seco…isn’t this spam? :h: Aww cr*p!!! :run: