Lord of the Rings / The Return of the King

Return of the King is coming out tomorrow. Whos going? We’re all taking off from work to see an early afternoon showing in the new columbia mall theater which is opening that very day (tomorrow) :pleased:. Im quite excited.

To start things off, heres a list of the top 21 things NOT to do while watching Lord of the Rings:

  1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, “Wait…where the hell is Harry Potter?”
  2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, “YOU…SHALL…NOT… PASS!” - After the movie, say “Lucas could have done it better.”
  3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, “the Ring.”
  4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
  5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
  6. Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mis…ter Ander-sonnn.”
  7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, “And I did it… MY way…!”
  8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
  9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep,” Monty Python style.
  10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
  11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
  12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m Tolkien about!” See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
  13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
  14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
  15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
  16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
    17 When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
  17. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
  18. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
  19. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
  20. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man!Charlotte’s really let herself go!”

12 is my favorite :stuck_out_tongue: Thats what Im TOLKIEN about!

It rocks, period. It’s the best movie of the 3 in my opinion. Of course it’s a bit different from the book, but only because there wouldn’t be enough stuff to tell if this was not the case. It’s a masterpiece.

I agree, its AWSOME

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does anyone know if they did indeed cut Sarumon out of the theater version? i heard rumor that he was put back in… just wondering. if he is indeed cut out, then i’m going to wait for the extended version to see it.

I heard from my LOTR nut roommate mentioned that there is going to be 12 different endings played cause Jackson couldn’t decide which of the scenes he wanted as the final ending.

Weird :-\

hahahhahaa, no way. omg that would stink


12 endings?

Why dont u choose 1 and f*** the rest!

[didnt mean to be rude]

i agree.
12 endings sounds like waynes world

*Originally posted by EthanM *
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Don’t think so. Try deleting one of your own posts and your counts go back down :-\

Lets do the scooby do ending!

DO-Do-do, DO-Do-do, DO-Do-do, DO-Do-do…

scooby ingests the ring before he could throw it into mount doom and resume eating his burrito that scrappy (or da Da da, da Da because of the sound he always makes) slyfully gave him to catch him off guard and claim the ring for his own. Unfortunately scooby thinks the lava is hot sauce and dives in thus destroying the one ring forever. Before scooby dies however, shaggy the hungry bears him away in his magnificant mystery machine and heals his wounds with chocolate ice cream pizza and scooby snacks (with lemon). Harry the hypnotist then is crowned king and they all eat merrily and shaggy and scooby ride on pizza rafts to the undying ice cream lands. the end

“and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for you pesky Hobbits!”

Scooby Doo Rocks :thumb: