Only in Seattle

…will a quarter inch of snow cause the entire place to stop functioning. For environmental reasons, the roads aren’t salted. For laziness reasons, the roads (even the highly trafficked ones) aren’t cleaned. Luckily the sidewalks are salted - albeit manually.

The signal I’m getting is that I’ll have to drive my vehicle on the sidewalk to go from Point A to Point B.

Look out for me on the evening news everyone. I hear people use sidewalks also, and me driving on the sidewalk at the same time should make for some good times.