Pfft, one word: Steven Segal
you could always get one of the security systems that are advertised in the Robocop Commercials 
but in all honesty, it sucks, im sorry to hear you lost your bike :\
Reminds me of how somone stole my entire BBQ grill…in the middle of a BBQ. as retarded as it was, all that kept going though my head was “how the hell are they carrying that thing without burning themselves?”
I shoot gophers on the run with a .22. They’re only a few inches.
That’s also the reason why shotguns were invented.
I think it’s funny that the perfectly reasonable suggestion of simply bringing the bike inside was completely overlooked. :lol:
Why do that when you could have a reason to run into the street with a loaded 12 and fire buck shot of in the general direction of some punk bike theif?
[quote=TheCanadian;2341634]I shoot gophers on the run with a .22. They’re only a few inches.
That’s also the reason why shotguns were invented.[/quote]
I can’t find the family guy x wing clip. I can shoot swamp rats with x wing back on ?? and they arn’t that much larger. :lol: just replay it in your head.
[quote=TheCanadian;2341634]I shoot gophers on the run with a .22. They’re only a few inches.
That’s also the reason why shotguns were invented.[/quote]
2 things. 1) Gophers are dumb, and they run in a straight line most of the time. 2) A .22 pistol, at night, in the dark? :huh:
:lol: I almost made that joke but I felt to geeky.
- Nightvision
- Huge Flashlight
[QUOTE=Anogar;2341647]2 things. 1) Gophers are dumb, and they run in a straight line most of the time. 2) A .22 pistol, at night, in the dark? 
[/QUOTE]
.22 rifle in daylight. I guess it’s not as cool but it’s not like the bike theif would be doing crazy zig zags all over the street. Bike theifs are also dumb.
- Rifles are far easier to aim quickly than pistols.
grabs p-90 and auto fires a bunch of gophers… see slow and dumb
I’m glad we’ve gotten to the bottom of this. The solution to bike thieves is to hang out with nightvision goggles and a shotgun, but leave your bike outside! 
^How much fun would a trank(sp?) gun be.
:lol: God bless Amuhrica
Yes it’s freaking hilarious, I’ll try that next time.
That’s why I’m glad I don’t own anything worth stealing besides my computer.
Haha, yeah. That’s one way to look at it
^so when did this become a NRA convention again?
Hey, man - I’m not laughing at your misfortune - It sucks, I’ve had my bike stolen twice. That’s why I keep it inside. Have you designed fliers with a picture of it, offering a reward to post on power poles and phone booths, or looked for other thieves to steal it back? A GPS tracker inside the handlebars ain’t a bad idea either.
(On the bright side, if someone goes through the trouble of breaking in, a bike is likely the last thing they’re after.)
