Pros and cons of the city you live in?

I took the hint from Kirupa and, well, here it is. Mostly because I want to find the best place ever:) I’ll start with Paris.

Love Paris for :
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[]the museums
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]the architecture
[]the parks - there’s nothing as beautiful as Jardins de Luxembourg or Tuilleries
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]the chocolate
[]the pastries
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]the bread
[]Paris come shine - it shines bright as the sun
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]you find time to smell the roses
[]best ice cream with real fruits (Berthillon)
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]no hormone food
[]from here you can fly anywhere in Europe in a couple of hours
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]no matter what, everything stops at lunch; after that it may continue
[]you can get deals for pretty much everything; just over the internet only
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]beauty products Mecca
[]never waited more than 7 min for a metro train
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Hate Paris for:
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]Azerty keyboards
[]shops closing at 8 , closed on Sundays
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]no 24 hour anything
[]cigarettes only at Tabac shops, which close at 8
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]public services
[]very few speak English, very few care to learn it
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]Paris come rain - it’s depressing
[]everything moves like in slow motion
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]well done meat is still bloody
[]dubbed movies in cinemas
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]no matter what, everything stops at lunch; after that it may continue
[]bureaucracy
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]you have sales only 2 times a year
[]the French rarely say what they mean
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]having the rest of your food packed to go is frowned upon
[]really tiny and unsavory apartments for a huge rent
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]getting a bank account and a Visa is a huge effort
[]getting a rent is a huge effort
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]Metro trains stop around midnight weekdays, 2-ish weekends
[*]shaking hands is a must, even if you’re busy or your hands are otherwise occupied
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