*Originally posted by Coppertop *
**Haha, I have a funny story about mormons (or jehovas witness - not sure which)
Ok, I have this friend who is one of those crazy fidgety stick types. His parents are very similar. His mum especially. Now, he and his family are strong presbetyrians. According to him, these jehovas witnesses keep coming to his house every so often to try and get his family to join their church. Normally they just slam the door in their faces, or something like that - but one time they got this one guy who was PERSISTANT. He stood in the door talking about all his enlightenment crap, which really pissed off my friends mum who insisted that they are wrong. Apperantly the argument got fairly intesnse and that my friends mum actually tried to convert the jehovas witness.
Ok, maybe its not as funny in writing, but when he explained it his arms were flailing and it was, dramatic to say the least. **
lol
my mum just starts to chat with them and ever time thay try to end the conversation, she start again till thay say good bye and walk away fast :}
My parents are both from scotland (pride += 10). My grandpa on my mums side is a nice guy, but if you get on the wrong side of him he can be pretty fcking, well to say the least, intimidating. Well, once when my mum was growing up, the house was visited by a moromon moron. My grandpa wasn’t in a particualrly good mood that morning (reasons unkown/forgoten purposefuly), and when there was a thump on the door, my mum answered, and it was the moron. He insisted that they join his church, and my mum kindly said no. Well, he persisted which brought my grandpa to the door. He sharply said “we’re nae interested, bugger off!” (something close to that anyway). now this idiot was persistant, He continued to try and persuade them to join his church for about 5 seconds before my grandpa slammed the door in his face. This didn’t stop the mormon moron because he stuck his foot in the door (although I imagine it caused him considerable pain) and he says “but sir!” my grandpa cut him off “we are nae interested, now geet yer foot outa me door and bugger aff!” “but sir!” he continued. This pushed my grandpa over the edge. He says in a deep voice "Ye still got yer fcking foot in ma door." The mormon got the hint and left appruptly.
