I saw this on another forum, and the person who made it (a friend) said I should do it; it’s fun.
Anyway,
I will answer any questions you have about anything and everything.
Ask me anything.
Why is Java so hard to understand? :puzzled:
Disregarding all modern theories and laws relating to physics:
If chuck norris built a space craft that could break the speed of light, and he flew it around and around and around the world, when he finally stops, did Chuck norris travel back in time?
Why would it be wrong to end the following sentence with a questionsign?
“Yay, yay, hurray…”
Why would anyone refer to a question mark as a questionsign?
I dunno, I’m not that good at english I guess. I thought that was the term.
Why did I burst out laughing reading Ikaroff’s and xxviii’s exchange?
Now that pluto is not a planet how does that affect your horoscope?
If I order Chinese Food with no MSG, do they still put it in?
Most of your posts are spam but you get a large plus in my book for that one!
Is there a way to stop time?
Not even if you’re dead.
If Time is another dimension, then shouldn’t we be able to leave it?
Why is Java so hard to understand?
It’s a bit like actionscript.
If chuck norris built a space craft that could break the speed of light, and he flew it around and around and around the world, when he finally stops, did Chuck norris travel back in time?
If he wanted to travel back in time, yes.
Why would it be wrong to end the following sentence with a questionsign? "Yay, yay, hurray…"
If you were questioning why someone just said ‘yay, yay, hooray’, it wouldn’t be wrong, though you’d need to remove the three periods.
Why would anyone refer to a question mark as a questionsign?
They’re not that good at English.
Why did I burst out laughing reading Ikaroff’s and xxviii’s exchange?
You found it funny.
Now that pluto is not a planet how does that affect your horoscope?
… It doesn’t.
If I order Chinese Food with no MSG, do they still put it in?
Most likely, yes.
Is there a way to stop time?
Not that I know of.
If Time is another dimension, then shouldn’t we be able to leave it?
If we were able to switch dimensions, yes.
No, they’re really not. I’ve just got another way of thinking and answering questions than you do. 
why is this thread so sarcastically funny?
would you buy me a new computer?
could you answer this question with a pun?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
what words rhyme with silver, orange, and purple?
oh and,
What’s another word for thesaurus?
:lol: @ what would jesus do & 42!
Why does people think I’m a spammer?
Am I a spammer?
Will you ever anwser any of our questions completely and truthfully? Instead of just dodging around the question and offering a witty response instead?
Yes or no?
what is the limit of c(x) = x/(x-19) as x approaches 19
x->19
why is awkward spelled awkward?
Why is this thread so sarcastically funny?
People here are wierd.
Would you buy me a new computer?
After I buy myself one.
Could you answer this question with a pun?
Does the pope crap in the woods?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Babies.
What words rhyme with silver, orange, and purple?
Silver = killer (you can get away with it in a song)
Orange = Prunge (…)
Purple = Poople (. . .)
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Book-that-lists-the-meanings-of-words
Why does people think I’m a spammer?
You ask what alt-codes are called.
Am I a spammer?
Yes.
Will you ever anwser any of our questions completely and truthfully? Instead of just dodging around the question and offering a witty response instead?
No.
Yes or no?
No.
what is the limit of c(x) = x/(x-19) as x approaches 19? x->19
Shut up.
why is awkward spelled awkward?
Someone decided it should be.