Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that hadhis head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws inphysicswere just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to suchanextent that he went paranoid. Here are a fewscenes…
1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to thedoctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights,ourgreat Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, thebulletpasses through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he iscured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
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In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and aknife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middlegangster& the knife kills the middle one.
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Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth hasarevolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in yourremotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as thegangstershoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver andcatches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires hisgun. Bang… the gangster dies… This was too much for our Newton to take! He wascompletelyshaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie foronelast time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory ofphysics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in theworld hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast! The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to knowthatthe villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high thatRajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those supermantechniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperatelykill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtuallyimpossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. Hethrows one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the heightofthe wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the firstgunin air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
And after India’s visit, Newton commits suicide… :lol:
