You hear of these things, but somehow you never expect them to happen to you. Some guy just tried to steal my phone this evening and, as I was holding to it, merely from shock, he hit me, took it and then ran away with two other guys. As I am a rather persistent fool, I ran after him yelling, of course. My usual dumb luck held and around the next corner there was a policeman. The guys saw him and came back and threw the phone at me. All in all, it ended well - I think it could have been a lot worse. But I guess I’m still in shock that it actually happened to me.
And I hope they never ever get laid and produce infants.