Teen Movie Forumla

I hate teen movies with a passion, my sister is ALWAYS watching them.

They all follow one of two specific formulas / routines:

  1. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) moves to a new country / state / school. Oh and they have to be really really hot, but is automatically made butt ugly by what he/she is wearing.

  2. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) is told to look out for the most popular kid(s) in school.

  3. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) gets humiliated by the most popular kid(s) in school.

  4. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) gains trust from people, probably humiliates him/herself again.

  5. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) falls in ‘love’ with the really popular attractive guy/girl.

  6. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) changes clothes and looks hot.

  7. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) screws over the most popular kid(s) in school.

  8. Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) becomes the most popular kid in school.

  9. The ex-most popular kid in school is outcast, and it becomes a nice little happy ending.

OR

  1. Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) try to get laid / screw something up.

  2. Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) find a really hot girl, who thinks they are just nerds.

  3. Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) go on some gay trip / party.

  4. Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) get laid with some skank / fix what they screwed up.

  5. Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) go home, talking to each other about some crap that is supposed to try to mean something, and what they have ‘learned’.

  6. Happy ending!

I also hate the way they are ALWAYS these stupid rich kids who live in huge houses.

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