I hate teen movies with a passion, my sister is ALWAYS watching them.
They all follow one of two specific formulas / routines:
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) moves to a new country / state / school. Oh and they have to be really really hot, but is automatically made butt ugly by what he/she is wearing.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) is told to look out for the most popular kid(s) in school.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) gets humiliated by the most popular kid(s) in school.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) gains trust from people, probably humiliates him/herself again.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) falls in ‘love’ with the really popular attractive guy/girl.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) changes clothes and looks hot.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) screws over the most popular kid(s) in school.
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Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) becomes the most popular kid in school.
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The ex-most popular kid in school is outcast, and it becomes a nice little happy ending.
OR
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Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) try to get laid / screw something up.
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Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) find a really hot girl, who thinks they are just nerds.
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Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) go on some gay trip / party.
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Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) get laid with some skank / fix what they screwed up.
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Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) go home, talking to each other about some crap that is supposed to try to mean something, and what they have ‘learned’.
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Happy ending!
I also hate the way they are ALWAYS these stupid rich kids who live in huge houses.
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