…to centuries of rule by the world dictator who only allows people to eat…
…sushis…
…and warcows cooked medium rare but not too rare as to confuse oneself with the dietary habits of the Amish who have never graced the barren wasteland of Soul’s “house of out” with their overbearing, paradise of a presence for after all, they chant “all crazy men are nice, living in an Amish Paradise,” while Soul wonders why he is so blind to see that the one’s he hurts are you and…
… some guy named Todd …
…who trout slaps badmagick for 5 hours…
… yes, for 5 hours - maybe even 10 …
…frikkin days while soul keeps farting…
and then…he realizes that he forgot to bring toilet paper…
…but luckily there’re some poison ivy plants nearby…
