The Loyal Butler +

The Loyal Butler

There was this single, rich, highly physically endowed (attractive) young woman who owned a huge house. A strong, loyal butler worked for her and took care her house. One day she was invited to a party where a lot of other rich people were going to attend. She dressed up in her finest clothes which made her look quite tempting. Then she left that evening and told the butler that he could take the night off and to have fun. Since she would be away for a couple of hours at a party, she didn’t feel right making the butler clean up.
She soon arrived at the mansion where the party took place. She tried to intermingle with the people there, but all of them were really snobby and caught up in their wealth. She was not that type of person and found that she could not honestly hold any meaningful conversation with any of the snobs there and decided to leave early-- about 30 minutes into the party. Now she would have nothing to do for the rest of the evening and worried about being borred out of her mind. What would she do?
In her seductively stunning outfit, when she arrived at her home, she met her butler in the hallway. “Butler”, she said. “You are my loyal servant and will do anything I say, right?” He responds, “Yes my lady, I am your loyal butler.” So she says to him, “I want you to go upstairs to my bedroom and wait for me there.” He says “Yes ma’am” and quickly goes. She follows the muscular butler to the bedroom and slowly looks him up and down for a moment without saying a word. Then she says to him with a sweet, soft voice, “Will you please remove my coat.”
“Yes ma’am”
“Now I want you to remove my shoes”
“Yes ma’am”
“Now, loyal butler,” she says with a sparkle in her eyes, “now, please take off my silk blouse”
For a moment, the butler hesitated, but being the loyal butler that he was, did as she asked, “Uh…uh …yes ma’am.”
Now, with that same sweet, soft, desiring voice the attractive woman said “My loyal butler, please remove my skirt, now.”
“Uh, yes ma’am”
Then, from sweet, luscious, juicy, red lips, the woman asks, “Now my loyal butler who will serve me in whatever way I please, I want you to remove my bra.”
The butler kinda gagged and turned really red. He started stutterring and said, “uh, ur, …ye, ye, yes, m, mm, m ,ma’am,” and with slightly trembling hands, began to slowly remove her size 34-C bra.
Then with a sparkle in her deep, blue eyes, she softly utter the words into his ear, “Butler, I want you to reach down with your strong hands and gently take off my soft, satin panties.”
The butler, very nervous now and kinda trembling, responded, “Uh, uh, ya, ya ,yesss, m, ma, ma’am, I wa, wa, will do as you request.”
“My loyal butler”, she says firmly, “now I don’t ever want to catch you wearing any of my clothes again!”
“Yes, ma’am”
:smiley:


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lovely…