In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight
mini skirt.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she
became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up
to the height of the bus’ first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a
quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her
skirt a
little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still
could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a
second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust
she could
not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile
to
the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
slack and again was unable to make ! the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked
her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the
bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at
him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!! ".
At this the Texan drawled,“Well ma’am, normally I would agree with
you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we
were friends”.
:lol:
