You heard it here first. In a series of clandestine operations under the cover of darkness, agents of the Bush administration set all ten of the California wildfires.
I mean, isn’t it obvious that just in the same way that the Bush administration would perpetrate 9/11 to demonize Muslim terrorists, the Bush administration is now using the same methods to demonize the environmentalists who, for all their wisdom, resisted the thinning of these forests, even when many of the trees had already been killed by ravenous beetles?
Is there no end to the evil that the Bush administration will perpetrate on it’s own people?
The media is a totally unwitting accomplice on this, of course. The so-called anonymous citizens who “witnessesed” two men throwing out a molotov ****tail are obviously just government agents. The stories of the “lost hunter” who shot off a signal flare for rescuers, he’s obviously a victim of government mind control.
The weather has turned foggy and cool the last few days, so we can only thank God that the military’s covert weather control technology is still a few years from being functional, otherwise, these wildfires would still be raging at full strength.
The truth is out there and as your humble correspondent, I will spare no expense of time searching every nook and cranny on the Internet to find all the facts that the regular media is too afraid to report. The rest of the world may be hoodwinked, but you and I, my friends, we will be the only ones who really know the truth.
Also, I’m quite convinced that the recent spate of solar flares are actually the by-products of U.S. military testing of mind control devices. Anyone posting links that could help support this theory would be greatly appreciated.
mikey mikey mikey - this thread should probably be a.) deleted or b.) deleted. Let others believe what they want to believe, and you and others can believe what you want to believe. That way, both worlds stay separate. Never forget that this is the internet. There are plenty of internet philosophers who couldn’t get a soul to care about their message in the real world. It’s a shame you had to waste your time writing in quite a trivial medium
For the record yeah - there weren’t really wildfires but optical illusions for a new movie that will come out starring Tennessee Governor Don Sunquist. Governors = movie actors? Who would have guessed. The movie is called “The Last Don” - spooky ehh?
I’ll probably remove this thread to Random in a few hours after I get back to my dorm unless I get a really good case for why it should be here.
you know, for someone who has no apparent contribution to this forum, other than to try to instigate confrontations, your basic attitude will not promote increasing your privelidges at kirupaforum…
Why don’t you surprise all of us, and actually contribute something positive to the community?
Well excuse me for the piss take. And “positive contribution” is in the eye of the beholder, but I can promise you I’ve done more here than just laugh at the conspiracy nuts.
It all started when President Bush was sitting in the morning briefing, complaining about how all his buddies in the logging industry were being thwarted by those environmentalist whackos . . .
…who were none other than members of the PC (Panda Coalition) intent on taking over the large state of Maine. The underground wheat silos were detrimental to the ozone layer.
See I found a link: http://www.kirupa.com/random.htm You can’t argue with Bill…ever. The Panda Coalition whose net worth is estimated in the area of…
the fires were obviously set by the release of Genetically Mutated Fireflies from Gov’t labs secreted in the forrests of Southern California.
The Fireflies were being developed by the DOD as a ‘sentient organic weapon’ , or SOW as the project was codenamed.
Since fireflies mate at the full moon, and glow when they mate, my research has uncovered that the DOD ‘modified’ these little insects to be bred with an organic form of nitro glycerine, so that the bug blows up during mating. A swarm of SOW’s could clear a huge path in an overgrown jungle.
I was just in the habit of going into ordered.