The Smoking Random Ordered Discussion

You heard it here first. In a series of clandestine operations under the cover of darkness, agents of the Bush administration set all ten of the California wildfires.

I mean, isn’t it obvious that just in the same way that the Bush administration would perpetrate 9/11 to demonize Muslim terrorists, the Bush administration is now using the same methods to demonize the environmentalists who, for all their wisdom, resisted the thinning of these forests, even when many of the trees had already been killed by ravenous beetles?

Is there no end to the evil that the Bush administration will perpetrate on it’s own people?

The media is a totally unwitting accomplice on this, of course. The so-called anonymous citizens who “witnessesed” two men throwing out a molotov ****tail are obviously just government agents. The stories of the “lost hunter” who shot off a signal flare for rescuers, he’s obviously a victim of government mind control.

The weather has turned foggy and cool the last few days, so we can only thank God that the military’s covert weather control technology is still a few years from being functional, otherwise, these wildfires would still be raging at full strength.

The truth is out there and as your humble correspondent, I will spare no expense of time searching every nook and cranny on the Internet to find all the facts that the regular media is too afraid to report. The rest of the world may be hoodwinked, but you and I, my friends, we will be the only ones who really know the truth.

Also, I’m quite convinced that the recent spate of solar flares are actually the by-products of U.S. military testing of mind control devices. Anyone posting links that could help support this theory would be greatly appreciated.