Top 11 reasons Dubya wants to go to the moon.
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Even his imagination is 40 years behind.
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His ranch has even more barren landscapes than those used to film the “moon landings” at LBJ’s.
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Just finished reading “Goodnight, Moon.”
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Halliburton lobbying to “rebuild” it.
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Running out of places not to find Saddam Hussein, bin Laden, the Anthrax killer, the White House traitor, the Prescription Drug Plan briber…
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No need to set up free speech zones when he arrives.
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Couldn’t think of a less useful scientific endeavor.
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Need to find more places to export American jobs.
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Scientists whom Bush cites to refute global warming also believe the moon is made of crude oil and beer.
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It’s the perfect test for his hydrogen-powered car.
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It’s faster, cheaper and easier than getting out of Iraq.