Top 11 reasons Dubya wants to go to the moon

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Top 11 reasons Dubya wants to go to the moon.

  1. Even his imagination is 40 years behind.

  2. His ranch has even more barren landscapes than those used to film the “moon landings” at LBJ’s.

  3. Just finished reading “Goodnight, Moon.”

  4. Halliburton lobbying to “rebuild” it.

  5. Running out of places not to find Saddam Hussein, bin Laden, the Anthrax killer, the White House traitor, the Prescription Drug Plan briber…

  6. No need to set up free speech zones when he arrives.

  7. Couldn’t think of a less useful scientific endeavor.

  8. Need to find more places to export American jobs.

  9. Scientists whom Bush cites to refute global warming also believe the moon is made of crude oil and beer.

  10. It’s the perfect test for his hydrogen-powered car.

  11. It’s faster, cheaper and easier than getting out of Iraq.

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Of course #1 is the closest reason :slight_smile:

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I agree, **** the scientists that use scientific reasong to say there really is no threat of global warming since the temperature of the earth has only risen by about .1 degree over the past 100 years and that there might have always been a hole in the o-zone layer. They’ve got to be wrong.

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*Originally posted by BlueLine *
**I agree, **** the scientists that use scientific reasong to say there really is no threat of global warming since the temperature of the earth has only risen by about .1 degree over the past 100 years and that there might have always been a hole in the o-zone layer. They’ve got to be wrong. **

Dr. Evil made the whole in the ozone layer. Everybody knows that :crazy:

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who is Dubya ?

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Political cartoons/comedy.

google it and find out more.

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“Halliburton lobbying to “rebuild” it.” hahaha too funny…